fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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