dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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