her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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