ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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