I swear she didn't look like that last week.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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