Jerry, you need to find god
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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