Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
The Olympian is in my bed
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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