I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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