how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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