if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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