do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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