I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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