dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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