they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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