I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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