When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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