she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
