this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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