i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
soo... how was my night?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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