we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I will be naked everywhere
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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