Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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