I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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