Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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