Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
