uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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