Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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