If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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