shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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