Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
