My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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