I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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