We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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