it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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