like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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