I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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