The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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