so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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