Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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