"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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