yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
