I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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