I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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