This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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