And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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