no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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