You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
the condom got lost in my hair
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This is the high leading the old right now
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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