she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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