Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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