Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Of course I have a pirate flag
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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