I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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