I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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