Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
What a dumb baby whore.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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