i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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